Anonymous Quotations

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  1. Your last word is another man’s target.
  2. Your head is not aerodynamically proportioned.
  3. Your village called… they want their idiot back.
  4. You’re unique. Just like everyone else.
  5. He(/She) is not bad, but You are great!
  6. You’re bad bad, but he(/she) is Great!
  7. You know what they say, whitewater in the morning.
  8. You’re only worth as much as your promises are.
  9. You have more luck than brains.
  10. You gotta move on to groove on.
  11. You get what you pay for, and you pay for what you get.
  12. You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.
  13. You can’t predict the future, but you can prepare for it.
  14. You can’t put a better bit of butter on you knife!
  15. You cannot use your friends and have them too.
  16. You have no rights. Sit down.
  17. You cannot mistake happenings as inconveniences always, you have to sit and think about how you can benefit from it.
  18. You can have your cake and eat it too.
  19. You can eat your cake and have it too.
  20. You can lead a horse to water, but don’t fiddle with it… that’s just weird.
  21. You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
  22. You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink.
  23. You can go off people you know.
  24. You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you can’t fool all of the people all of the time.
  25. You can choose your friends, but you can’t choose your enemies.
  26. Xylophones are like humans – there can be all kinds of notes and personalities.
  27. Xenophobia is alien to me.
  28. Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.
  29. Who’s been stealing my icecreams.
  30. Where there’s smoke, they pinch back.
  31. Where there’s smoke there’s fire.
  32. Women can fake orgasms, men can fake the whole relationships.
  33. Wise men speak because they have something to say, fools speak because they have to say something.
  34. Wise men make proverbs. Fools repeat them.
  35. Without education, we are in horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously.
  36. Winners never quit, and quitters never win.
  37. Wikipedia has changed the way the world gets information forever.
  38. Why do you try to fit in when you are born to stand out?
  39. Why buy it when you can build it for twice as much.
  40. Why buy the cow when the milk is free?
  41. Why bother making cookies if your just going to shit them out?
  42. Why be difficult when you can be impossible?
  43. Whom the gods would destroy they first make mad—but they don’t bother about the working classes.
  44. Whom Jupiter wishes to destroy he first sends mad.
  45. Whom gods destroy they first make mad.
  46. Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad.
  47. Who ever said nothings impossible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
  48. Whether you think you can, or you think you can’t, you’re right.
  49. Where patience fails, force prevails.
  50. When someone says they don’t care it means they care very much.