“When you meet a stranger, give them a smile. It may be the only sunshine they see all day.”
- When your father says “Do I look stupid?”, don’t answer.
- When the shit hits the fan, and osama bin laden is found, when there is a snowball fight in hell, and animal control has to buy planes to catch the pigs in the sky, that’s when I might consider listening to whatever the hell it is you’re saying.
- When the going gets tough, America goes to the bar.
- When you meet a stranger, give them a smile. It may be the only sunshine they see all day.
- What’s the officer problem?
- What is popular is not always right; what is right is not always popular.
- Whatever you do, do cautiously, and look to the end.